You don’t bring me flowers….

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Photo: Richard Steggall

When I was in high school, one of the ways the Student Council raised money was by selling carnations.  You could buy a badly dyed flower for a dollar and send it to another student, either signed or anonymously.  At the end of the day you’d be sitting in history class and somewhere between the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand and the start of World War I, the student assigned to distribute said tokens of affection would come crashing in with a plastic bucket full of carnations, read the little notes attached, and dole them out.

My best friend in high school got a lot of flowers.  She was short and cute and had big boobs.  I was not short, not cute and had no boobs.  I got a flower or two throughout the years, but nothing like the bouquets she used to walk down the hall with.  Of course I wanted more flowers, it’s hard not too.  No matter how punk rock your attitude toward acceptance is when you’re 14 or 15, the truth is, you’re still 14 or 15.  Even goths want a little love….

Blogging is a bit like sitting in history class and waiting to see if the guy with the plastic bucket full of cheap carnations looks up and makes eye contact with you.  As much as you tell yourself that it doesn’t matter if you get a flower (and it doesn’t), it’s always nice to be surprised by one.  In blogging, you put yourself out there by pushing that little blue publish button and cross you fingers that your post will get noticed, liked, commented upon, or in the land of the blogging site I use, “Freshly Pressed”**.

I’m still new enough to this world that I haven’t quite figured out the point on the graph where X intersects Y.  The posts I do about writing or about blogging usually get the most nods from fellow bloggers.  The ones I do about parenting and living abroad get lots of shares and passed around, which I cherish.  The more personal ones fall kind of in between.  I’ve yet to do a post which seems to appeal to both other bloggers and people who have chosen to follow, to find that all important intersection of x and y.

The only reason it is important is because I’m lazy.  Not lazy in a my house is wreck and my kids are covered in snot way, but lazy in an I harbor a secret desire for someone to come along and do all the work for me way.  Much like I used to fantasize about Simon Le Bon picking me out of a teenage line-up and whisking me to Duran Duran heaven, I now fantasize about someone stumbling across my blog, reading a few posts and getting in touch with me saying, “Hey, this is great stuff.  You just sit back and we’re going to put it all together in a book for you and publish it and make you money.  And then we’re going to give you an idea for a novel and when you finish that, we’re going to publish that too.”   It’s like being a girl and waiting for your prince to swoop in and rescue you from your hateful parents that won’t let you drive 2 hours to see a Duran Duran concert.  Kate Middleton aside, it doesn’t happen very often.  It doesn’t stop me from wanting it though.

In most respects blogging is an exercise for me.  It’s got me writing again.  It’s holding me accountable for quality and quantity.  It’s pushed me a little beyond my comfort zone in the sense that it is non-fiction, but I have found that surprisingly easy and enjoyable.  But the more I do it, the more I enjoy it.  And the more I enjoy it, the more I want from it.

I admit it.  I want the carnations.

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Not a carnation

**Freshly Pressed is a group of blog posts on WordPress that are chosen by the all important powers that be as recent posts that stand out.  It generally increases your blog traffic, your followers, comments et al.  And you get to put a groovy blue badge on your site announcing it as one of the chosen few.  I shouldn’t want it, but I do.  I want it bad.  I want it almost as much as I wanted those cheap, dyed carnations in high school.  But not quite.

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16 thoughts on “You don’t bring me flowers….

  1. Ingrid D. February 6, 2013 / 11:48 am

    I think everyone who takes blogging seriously wants to be Freshly Pressed! So do I 🙂

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  2. Bill M February 6, 2013 / 4:49 pm

    I love reading your blogs, so much hitd home with me–keep it up!

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  3. Samantha Hall February 6, 2013 / 5:01 pm

    Your not blogging your writing and it’s brilliant. However I hear you in the lazy sense….I wish someone would come along and go OH MY GOD we love Stephen’s work, we will pay him a million dollars every time he does a painting…how about that? yay

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    • dhonour February 6, 2013 / 8:29 pm

      I love Steve’s work. Alas, I don’t have a million dollars. I could probably write a decent blurb though ;-). I do have some of his work, which I am thoroughly pleased about.

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  4. doublewhirler February 6, 2013 / 5:05 pm

    Well said—sometimes the blogosphere feels like the world’s largest freshman class! I’m pretty sure I’ll see one of those blue badges on your site soon though.
    PS: The husband doesn’t know about/get the Freshly Pressed thing or he’d want it too. And I’m not telling him. For now it’s just for fun. For now…

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    • dhonour February 6, 2013 / 8:31 pm

      Flipping blue badge. It’s like a nemesis. Don’t tell your partner in crime, it’s a horrible thing to want….

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  5. jimmydevious February 6, 2013 / 11:33 pm

    I’m glad we did candy bars instead. Not only is it bigger, but it’s CHOCOLATE and you can eat it. 😉

    I’m consistantly discombulated by what posts of mine get noticed and which ones don’t. I can do a post about me, or post an excerpt of a writing project and THINK no one will look at it, because people don’t like to read, and then on that day my blog will get 88 views, next week I have one that’s about a mag article and is, essentially a cheap excuse to put up pics of beautiful celeb chicks and that only gets half as many, then another time, that trend is reversed. Dooowhaah?? Go figure! 😛
    I pretty much just do what I want on that day and if it “sticks” with somebody great, but if not…ehhh. Such is life. People are weird creatures! 😉

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    • dhonour February 7, 2013 / 9:52 am

      Oh my god, chocolate might have been worse–I’m sure there would have been a hidden message about who should and shouldn’t be eating chocolate hidden in there somewhere….I shudder to think. Not to mention accidentally walking down the corridor with a chocolate stain on your acid washed jeans….that would be social suicide for sure. Sometimes there’s no rhyme or reason to the posting here, you are right. I guess all of us need to figure out where we want to go with it—. Thanks for reading and commenting and following along–I shall enjoy reading what you have to say!

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  6. lexborgia February 13, 2013 / 11:15 pm

    ‘Hey! This is great stuff.’ I enjoyed reading that. That’s deadly serious stuff; you’ve confessed for millions of bloggers. ‘The sacrificial lamb!’ Don’t despair, cavalry is just ahead, you can put that ‘cross’ down soon. This was a beautiful, honest post. I’m happy I stopped by. Keep on. As2freshly ‘dressed!’ I think the secret is to write as boring a post as possible(censor yourself, minutely). 4get that. Just do it 4self, you’re doing just fine. I’ll be back. With my guns.

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    • dhonour February 14, 2013 / 9:29 am

      Thanks! I’m really glad you enjoyed it. The funniest part is that after posting on Facebook I had a pretty strong response from a lot of people I went to high school with who also remember those damned carnations and the heartache they caused. So it seems to have resonated on a few different levels. Freshly Pressed be damned. I shall keep plugging away, but most definitely appreciate the rescue of a man on a horse. With guns. Thanks again.

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  7. lexborgia February 19, 2013 / 10:14 am

    So, once again; I’ll feature this post in ‘Dodging Rainbows’ Feb 10, if you give permission; it’s funny, it’s got soul, it speaks to all of us. It takes a while b4 I add people whom I intend to, because I have a very specific system; I’ll explain it all on a new page soon…but I’m definitely adding your Denmark Doodles. Be good.

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    • dhonour February 21, 2013 / 10:22 am

      Permission granted. I have to say as a caucasian mother of two, that may be the first time in a long time anyone has used the words ‘soul’ and anything associated with me in the same sentence ;-). But I’m thrilled others can relate. Thanks again.

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