The 12 days of Christmas. For real.

Photo: wetoowerechildren.blogspot
Photo: wetoowerechildren.blogspot

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A bathroom with privacy

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
2 peaceful siblings and
A bathroom with privacy

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
3 bathrooms clean
2 peaceful siblings and
A bathroom with privacy

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
4 school runs done
3 bathrooms clean
2 peaceful siblings and
A bathroom with privacy

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
5 MOMENTS PEACE
4 school runs done
3 bathrooms clean
2 peaceful siblings and
A bathroom with privacy

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
6 full nights sleep
5 MOMENTS PEACE
4 school runs done
3 bathrooms clean
2 peaceful siblings and
A bathroom with privacy

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Photo: fulcrum.com
Photo: fulcrum.com

7 floors a vacuumed
6 full nights sleep
5 MOMENTS PEACE
4 school runs done
3 bathrooms clean
2 peaceful siblings and
A bathroom with privacy

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
8 maids a cleaning
7 floors a vacuumed
6 full nights sleep
5 MOMENTS PEACE
4 school runs done
3 bathrooms clean
2 peaceful siblings and
A bathroom with privacy

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
9 lunches packed
8 maids a cleaning
7 floors a vacuumed
6 full nights sleep
5 MOMENTS PEACE
4 school runs done
3 bathrooms clean
2 peaceful siblings and
A bathroom with privacy

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
10 weeks of groceries
9 lunches packed
8 maids a cleaning
7 floors a vacuumed
6 full nights sleep
5 MOMENTS PEACE
4 school runs done
3 bathrooms clean
2 peaceful siblings and
A bathroom with privacy

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to mex12days_du_Gma
11 days off laundry
10 weeks of groceries
9 lunches packed
8 maids a cleaning
7 floors a vacuumed
6 full nights sleep
5 MOMENTS PEACE
4 school runs done
3 bathrooms clean
2 peaceful siblings and
A bathroom with privacy

On the twelfth day of Christmas,my true love gave to me
12 meals a ready
11 days off laundry
10 weeks of groceries
9 lunches packed
8 maids a cleaning
7 floors a vacuumed
6 full nights sleep
5 MOMENTS PEACE
4 school runs done
3 bathrooms clean
2 peaceful siblings and
A bathroom with privacy!

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12 thoughts on “The 12 days of Christmas. For real.

    • dhonour December 9, 2013 / 10:44 pm

      I don’t know, but imagine how nice 5 of them would be (sung in highest volume, please).

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      • Twindaddy December 9, 2013 / 10:46 pm

        I might need a drink or two before I attempt this.

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  1. Jim & Doreen Donaldson December 9, 2013 / 10:44 pm

    Good one!!!!

    Sent from my iPad

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  2. doublewhirler December 10, 2013 / 1:46 am

    Love it! Imagine 8 maids—maybe one could be a masseuse, one a personal chef, one a therapist, one a babysitter….you only really need 4 to clean 😉

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    • dhonour December 17, 2013 / 9:59 am

      One to do the food shopping, one to run errands. Oh! The possibilities are endless!!

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  3. claredimond December 10, 2013 / 2:48 pm

    hi Dina I LOVED this. Fabulous. Now all of that would truly be a present worth having. Hope you are all well and having fun. love Clare

    http://www.claredimond.com

    00 44 (0) 7926 526 399

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    • dhonour December 17, 2013 / 10:00 am

      Thanks, Clare. We are all well and gearing up for the Xmas season, as attested to by my latest rants…Hope you are all well and settling in!

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  4. Andra Watkins December 16, 2013 / 3:04 am

    One session off laundry would delight me. Excellent list.

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    • dhonour December 17, 2013 / 10:01 am

      Thanks, Andra. Don’t sell yourself short–at the very least one load of darks and one load of whites.

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      • Andra Watkins December 17, 2013 / 5:31 pm

        I did multiple loads of both yesterday. *sigh*

        Do you stay in Denmark for Christmas?

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