In relation to the previous post, Like, Your 40s are Going to Be Totally Awesome!, I hereby submit, as further evidence, Exhibit A:
Regretfully, I inadvertently omitted such evidence from the original brief.
How I could forget such an important piece of evidence, which clearly and beyond reasonable doubt shows why Generation X would survive a zombie apocalypse is both embarrassing and regrettable.
But I can tell you, it came to me in a dream.
Kid you not.
So if all other McGyver tricks and teen movie lessons fail, you can always just teach ’em to dance. MJ style.