March 5th is National Cheese Doodles Day!
An ode to that corniest of puff treats, that neon orange dust of deliciousness that doesn’t exist anywhere but processed cheese products (Kraft Mac n Cheese, I’m looking at you…you too Cheez Wiz).
We salute you, Cheese Doodles. For a life without snack food that stains your fingers with a nuclear glow is a life not experienced to the fullest.
If you doubt how much happiness a processed snack food can bring, just witness the joy a bag of cheesy puffs brings to Alexander. (Thanks to Terri at Gallivance for bringing this to my attention)
p.s. March 5th also happens to be National Multiple Personality Day and National Absinthe Day. Go figure.