Rescinder of allowances,
Gatekeeper of screen time,
Architect of misery.
Also known as
Enforcer of arbitrary and unfair rules,
Callous denier of fun and
Quasher of dreams.
Has been known to answer to
Withholder of Minecraft,
Ignorer of pleas or
Denier of ice cream
Otherwise goes by
Forsaker of all that is good and fun in the world
Revoker of privileges and at times,
Forbidder of 6th consecutive donut.
Naysayer, No-Machine, No-goer, Nyet maker, Never lover, Over-my-dead-body threatener;
3 time Global recipient of worst maternal parent
1 time Universal recipient of worst maternal parent
Also Known As