Also Known As

mVRkuzuKnown aliases include:

Rescinder of allowances,

Gatekeeper of screen time,

Architect of misery.

Also known as

Enforcer of arbitrary and unfair rules,

Callous denier of fun and

Quasher of dreams.

Has been known to answer to

Withholder of Minecraft,

Ignorer of pleas or

Denier of ice cream

Otherwise goes by

Forsaker of all that is good and fun in the world

Revoker of privileges and at times,

Forbidder of 6th consecutive donut.

AKA

Naysayer, No-Machine, No-goer, Nyet maker, Never lover, Over-my-dead-body threatener;

3 time Global recipient of worst maternal parent

1 time Universal recipient of worst maternal parent

Also Known As

Mom

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6 thoughts on “Also Known As

  1. NotAPunkRocker July 22, 2014 / 7:50 pm

    Withholder of Minecraft is like “Jane Doe” among mom aliases, it seems. We all have that somewhere on our records.

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    • dhonour July 22, 2014 / 7:54 pm

      In solidarity (insert goose step, weird salute, awkward high five here) 😉

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  2. go Mama O July 23, 2014 / 3:21 am

    My favorite is “Forsaker of all that is good and fun in the world.” ha ha!

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  3. Melanie July 28, 2014 / 4:15 pm

    In my house, I’m the “never let-er”, as in I never let them do anything (nevermind they are usually doing something while accusing me of this).

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    • dhonour July 28, 2014 / 4:26 pm

      Never-let-er, that’s excellent! One time I stood in front of the whole family and confessed to them finding me out. That it was my sole goal in life to make all their lives as miserable as possible. I think they sort of believed it….

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