Rescinder of allowances,
Gatekeeper of screen time,
Architect of misery.
Also known as
Enforcer of arbitrary and unfair rules,
Callous denier of fun and
Quasher of dreams.
Has been known to answer to
Withholder of Minecraft,
Ignorer of pleas or
Denier of ice cream
Otherwise goes by
Forsaker of all that is good and fun in the world
Revoker of privileges and at times,
Forbidder of 6th consecutive donut.
Naysayer, No-Machine, No-goer, Nyet maker, Never lover, Over-my-dead-body threatener;
3 time Global recipient of worst maternal parent
1 time Universal recipient of worst maternal parent
Also Known As
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Withholder of Minecraft is like “Jane Doe” among mom aliases, it seems. We all have that somewhere on our records.
In solidarity (insert goose step, weird salute, awkward high five here) 😉
My favorite is “Forsaker of all that is good and fun in the world.” ha ha!
They found me out. 😉
In my house, I’m the “never let-er”, as in I never let them do anything (nevermind they are usually doing something while accusing me of this).
Never-let-er, that’s excellent! One time I stood in front of the whole family and confessed to them finding me out. That it was my sole goal in life to make all their lives as miserable as possible. I think they sort of believed it….