I want the Modulus Combat Rambo Destroyer of Empries
What is that?
A Nerf gun.
So, you mod it, right?
Where’s the light saber? The double one?
Did you check in the weapons box?
(Oh my God. We have a weapons box.)
How do you play?
First you….tenthly you have to….
But if you get to base after the Manhunter sees you and you touch the tip of you nose with your elbow and the moon is in Aquarius, then the other team has to start
I just need five more, five more minutes
next level, next screen
Ping! Elastic band
Crack! No sticks in the house!
I was first! No, I was first! No, you didn’t follow the rule!
Rule 502 Codicil 9a of the Boy Bylaw
Every rule must have six equal and opposite rules
He kneed me in the balls!
Can my Playmobil knights storm the gingerbread house?
Assassin Predator pew! pew!
How do I get the top of the Nerf bullet out of my nose??!?
Scratch through the Lego bin
Vroom! Crash! Did you read Wimpy Kid?
No way. Thor.
Are you kidding?
Rex, Fox, Gree, Cody
Do you craft a mine? Mine a craft?
Where is my rock? The one I got last year?
Swafff….thunk! Ouch! Mom!
Use the force, Mom! Use the Force
Crash! It wasn’t me!
Belch. Do or do not. There is no try.
Stop playing with your penis!
Don’t hit your brother with the mace!
It’s in the weapons box, I told you!
I don’t care who is playing Call of Duty.
Don’t point that thing at me!
Is it bedtime yet??
Many thank to Weapon Onomatopoeia. Who knew?