There Once Was a Man From New York…

There once was a man from New York
Whose antics of hate seemed to work
He foamed and he spit
A load of bullshit
We need to find a REALLY YUUGE cork

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There once was a pasty white Hoosier
Who fancied himself a bit of a bruiser
It was quite plain to see
By his misogyny
That he was really just a big Loser.

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There once was a far-right crusade
To undo the laws already made
Health care and choice
(despite a majority voice)
They really just need to get laid.

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There once was a man named Mike Pence
For whom the law made no sense
As Roe vs. Wade shows
And every woman knows
That choice was a right from thence.

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There once was a conservative male
Whose laws went beyond the pale
He tried to restrict
But a federal district
Said, uh-uh, The Constitution’s NOT up for sale.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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9 thoughts on “There Once Was a Man From New York…

  1. aviets July 24, 2016 / 1:17 pm

    Well done. I would assume that the limerick is an appropriate medium for these two – they’re the Neanderthal type who surely spent a lot of time writing X-rated ones on bathroom walls.

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    • Dina Honour July 24, 2016 / 1:30 pm

      Right? I joked the other day how nice it would have been if one of them was from Nantucket…the rhymes would have been great ;-).

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  2. John July 24, 2016 / 5:35 pm

    I applaud you for not taking the Trump, dump, hump route.

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    • Dina Honour July 24, 2016 / 5:52 pm

      Why thank you. I needed to challenge myself a little (that said, I think I would have gone with Trump/dump/stump. As in fingers.

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      • John July 24, 2016 / 6:39 pm

        Stump. Much much better. Could apply to either his fingers or campaigning. Which is why you wrote this post and not me!

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