There once was a man from New York
Whose antics of hate seemed to work
He foamed and he spit
A load of bullshit
We need to find a REALLY YUUGE cork
There once was a pasty white Hoosier
Who fancied himself a bit of a bruiser
It was quite plain to see
By his misogyny
That he was really just a big Loser.
There once was a far-right crusade
To undo the laws already made
Health care and choice
(despite a majority voice)
They really just need to get laid.
There once was a man named Mike Pence
For whom the law made no sense
As Roe vs. Wade shows
And every woman knows
That choice was a right from thence.
There once was a conservative male
Whose laws went beyond the pale
He tried to restrict
But a federal district
Said, uh-uh, The Constitution’s NOT up for sale.
Wine and Cheese (Doodles) 
Well done. I would assume that the limerick is an appropriate medium for these two – they’re the Neanderthal type who surely spent a lot of time writing X-rated ones on bathroom walls.
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Right? I joked the other day how nice it would have been if one of them was from Nantucket…the rhymes would have been great ;-).
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Nice rhymes
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Thanks. It’s easy when the material practically writes itself 😉
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Nice. Sums it up well!
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Thanks. I might need to do a series. There’s too much material….
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I applaud you for not taking the Trump, dump, hump route.
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Why thank you. I needed to challenge myself a little (that said, I think I would have gone with Trump/dump/stump. As in fingers.
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Stump. Much much better. Could apply to either his fingers or campaigning. Which is why you wrote this post and not me!
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