Faux News

If satire is the highest form of wit, well, this is my way of going high. Right now, it’s all I got.

santaReuters: U.S. Constitution Discovered to Contain ‘fine print’. Supreme Court Nominee Rudy Giuliani Tells Reporters He was Able to Uncover the Text With a Decoder Ring from his BooBerry Breakfast Cereal.

People: After Months of Speculation, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Finally Go Public with Their Relationship. Read ALL the Details of the Couple the Media has Already Dubbed “Prump”. Glad!!

Brietbart: Six Steps to Tame Your Feminist Wife. Take it From Us, These Tricks Will Change Your Life! Hint: You’re Going To Need a Bigger Basement, Chains, and a Padlock!

NY Times: Trump Demands Statue of Liberty Apologize for Welcoming Tired, Poor and Hungry. “Have you seen her? She’s no more than a 3. Sad!”

Country Homes and Garden: Jeff Sessions: Down Home with Alabama’s Favorite Son. We Talk to the AG about His Plans to Overturn the Emancipation Proclamation While Enjoying a Down-Home Barbecue in Beautiful Ante-But-Soon-to-Rise-Again-Bellum Home.


Guns and Ammo: Supreme Chancellor Trump Declares Open Season on Sore-Loser Pussy Libtards. No Background Check! No permit! Hunting Season Runs November Through Late January.

Nexus News: Trump to Move 2nd Amendment Up to 1st  Because “I can.”

Elle: Canadian Women Hailed as Heroes for Founding Underground Railroad for American Women Seeking Birth Control.

NPR: The Rise of White Supremacy: Do Endless Headlines, Interviews, and Articles Only Help to Normalize It?

Entertainment Tonight: Listen to Our Exclusive Interview with Twitter Sensation Milos Greeklastnameolis Who Wished a Pox, Rape, and Cancer Upon a Senator’s Family for Wishing him “Happy Holidays”.

preview_newspaperBoston Globe: GOP Scrambling to Spin Trump’s Late Night Twitter Admission: “I thought ‘Hypocrisy’ was just a nickname for a  Hippopotamus named Christina.”

BBC News: Britons Send Congratulations to Americans For Their Stunning Upset at This Year’s Darwin Awards.

Ham Radio Monthly: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot???!!!

Hollywood Reporter: Motion Picture Association President Considering Petition to Include America! in This Year’s Oscar In Memoriam.



10 Comments Add yours

  1. Elyse says:

    I can’t wait to read Trump’s Twitter response to this post. Cause, really, what else does he have to do?


    1. Dina Honour says:

      Should we send it to him? 😉


  2. homemakertrans says:

    This may sound silly, but sometimes faux is more real, than real 😛


    1. Dina Honour says:

      The hallmark of decent satire–sometimes it makes you do a double take ;-). Honestly, I’m not sure any of these would surprise me at all!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. homemakertrans says:

        So true.

        Liked by 1 person

  3. Awesome! And so glad you featured that venerable publication Ham Radio Monthly. Lima Oscar Lima!!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Dina Honour says:

      Well done! My father was a ham radio enthusiast, I spent portions of my childhood with call signals in the background ;-).

      Liked by 1 person

  4. I read the heading “Fox news” at first! Which still kind of fits…


    1. Dina Honour says:

      ;-). Not unintentional…..

      Liked by 1 person

  5. poetsjasmineblog says:

    Hahahahaha, that was truly, marvelously hilarious!
    Thank you, I was searching for a fresh and witty post. Your article was like a breath of fresh air. ❤


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