If satire is the highest form of wit, well, this is my way of going high. Right now, it’s all I got.
Reuters: U.S. Constitution Discovered to Contain ‘fine print’. Supreme Court Nominee Rudy Giuliani Tells Reporters He was Able to Uncover the Text With a Decoder Ring from his BooBerry Breakfast Cereal.
People: After Months of Speculation, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin Finally Go Public with Their Relationship. Read ALL the Details of the Couple the Media has Already Dubbed “Prump”. Glad!!
Brietbart: Six Steps to Tame Your Feminist Wife. Take it From Us, These Tricks Will Change Your Life! Hint: You’re Going To Need a Bigger Basement, Chains, and a Padlock!
NY Times: Trump Demands Statue of Liberty Apologize for Welcoming Tired, Poor and Hungry. “Have you seen her? She’s no more than a 3. Sad!”
Country Homes and Garden: Jeff Sessions: Down Home with Alabama’s Favorite Son. We Talk to the AG about His Plans to Overturn the Emancipation Proclamation While Enjoying a Down-Home Barbecue in Beautiful Ante-But-Soon-to-Rise-Again-Bellum Home.
Guns and Ammo: Supreme Chancellor Trump Declares Open Season on Sore-Loser Pussy Libtards. No Background Check! No permit! Hunting Season Runs November Through Late January.
Nexus News: Trump to Move 2nd Amendment Up to 1st Because “I can.”
Elle: Canadian Women Hailed as Heroes for Founding Underground Railroad for American Women Seeking Birth Control.
NPR: The Rise of White Supremacy: Do Endless Headlines, Interviews, and Articles Only Help to Normalize It?
Entertainment Tonight: Listen to Our Exclusive Interview with Twitter Sensation Milos Greeklastnameolis Who Wished a Pox, Rape, and Cancer Upon a Senator’s Family for Wishing him “Happy Holidays”.
Boston Globe: GOP Scrambling to Spin Trump’s Late Night Twitter Admission: “I thought ‘Hypocrisy’ was just a nickname for a Hippopotamus named Christina.”
BBC News: Britons Send Congratulations to Americans For Their Stunning Upset at This Year’s Darwin Awards.
Ham Radio Monthly: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot???!!!
Hollywood Reporter: Motion Picture Association President Considering Petition to Include America! in This Year’s Oscar In Memoriam.
I can’t wait to read Trump’s Twitter response to this post. Cause, really, what else does he have to do?
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Should we send it to him? 😉
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This may sound silly, but sometimes faux is more real, than real 😛
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The hallmark of decent satire–sometimes it makes you do a double take ;-). Honestly, I’m not sure any of these would surprise me at all!
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So true.
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Awesome! And so glad you featured that venerable publication Ham Radio Monthly. Lima Oscar Lima!!
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Well done! My father was a ham radio enthusiast, I spent portions of my childhood with call signals in the background ;-).
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I read the heading “Fox news” at first! Which still kind of fits…
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;-). Not unintentional…..
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Hahahahaha, that was truly, marvelously hilarious!
Thank you, I was searching for a fresh and witty post. Your article was like a breath of fresh air. ❤
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