Dear New Mom at School

Dear new mom at school, I”m sorry I didn’t get a chance to talk to you. I was likely caught up in something or other, even if that something or other was taking care of my need for caffeine or adult conversation. It’s likely I was catching up with friends, trading summer vacation stories, cracking…

The Island of Misfits

Last week I chose potential spouses for my boys. Now for all I know, my sons will choose not to marry at all and they will be forced to look after me in my dottering senility.  They may be gay, and I may end up with someone who will happily shoe shop with me.  Or…