Confessions of a Lib-Tard

The jig is up. The righteous foot soldiers finally tuned their tin foil rabbit ears to the right frequency. Their enviable argumentative prowess and tenacity have proved too much for us. Further resistance is, frankly, futile. The true extent of our lib-tard agenda, carefully executed through the slow, tedious “pussification” of the United States, has been, at…

The Difference Between Me and You

Dear Imagined, Supposed American Majority, Just so we are clear. You do NOT speak for me. You do NOT represent me. You do NOT represent me Mr. Trump, with your bombastic soundbites and your mob mentality. You do NOT represent me Ms. Davis, with your misguided crusade against something which has NO bearing upon your ability…

Glass Houses, Cake, and…Cher?

Under the cover of night, there is an army marching upon the heartland. Flying a flag of rainbow righteousness they are playing a devious, House of Cards level game of “Capture the Moral Compass“. Like the White Walkers of the North, they are scaling the walls of that moral high ground, bent upon corruption. Unsure…