Keep Calm and Stop Ironing

There are a lot of similarities between Americans and Brits, but there is one glaring exception. Ironing. I didn’t know ironing was a thing until I met my mother-in-law. She told me, with a straight-face, that she liked to put on music and work her way through a pile, nay mountain of ironing which included, but was…

I Just Sat Down! (And Other Examples of Parent’s Law)

On any given day, I spend what feels like ten hours a day in the kitchen. Washing, chopping, buttering, wiping, stirring and attempting not to burn myself with the torn oven mitt I keep meaning to replace. Organizing, folding, standing in front of the refrigerator trying to remember what it was I came to get. Whatever…

How to Piss Off a Housewife in 10 Easy Steps

Due partly to circumstance, partly to choice, I am a housewife.  No, it’s not what I imagined for myself.  It’s not what I went to college for or dreamed of as a young girl.  Cleaning up spills and brightening my whites is certainly not contributing to my Roth IRA.  But for better or for worse,…