How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Lose My Shit and Count the Ways

My husband wears many hats in our relationship. For instance, he is Cooker of the Steak and Killer of the Bugs. He is Chancellor of All Things Camping and Chairman of the Ball. Minister of Family Vacations is only one of the titles he wears as jauntily as a trilby. While acting in his capacity of Minister, often…