Office Space

A few weeks ago my husband came home and spoke the words every non-working spouse dreads: “I have to work from home for a while”. I started working when I was fourteen, wearing the stink of spoiled soft serve and making blizzards you couldn’t spill at Dairy Queen for $3.25 an hour.  I worked retail, did…

The Mixed Up Chameleon

The other day my husband commented on how impressed he was that I ride my bike in the rain. “Well,” I said, “we’re in Denmark, that’s what you do here.”  Dramatic pause.  “I’m adaptable.” In fact, I’m so freakin’ adaptable that I’m practically a chameleon.  Like walking, talking camouflage.  Plonk me down and I’ll change…