You know there’s that famous Malcolm Gladwell “it takes 10,000 hours to become an expert at something” thing? Well, here’s a partial list of things, which, by that criteria, I feel like I’m an expert in. Carrot peelingClosing doorsRight-side outing socksFlushing un-flushed toiletsPacking lunchesEmbarrassing myselfFinding ways to say “no”Avoiding making phone callsTrying to figure out…