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If It Weren't For Those Pesky Kids! / Musings, Rants, and Everything In Between

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Known aliases include: Rescinder of allowances, Gatekeeper of screen time, Architect of misery. Also known as Enforcer of arbitrary and unfair rules, Callous denier of fun and Quasher of dreams. Has been known to answer to Withholder of Minecraft, Ignorer of pleas or Denier of ice cream Otherwise goes by Forsaker of all that is good … Continue reading

Wine and Cheese (Definitions): Vacation Edition
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Wine and Cheese (Definitions): Vacation Edition

Airport Security (noun): Making sure that you have all possible necessities when traveling with small children including extra clothes, snacks, entertainment, fully charged electronics, first aid, Tylenol. And wine. As in: Remember that time Johnny threw up all over us right before take off? Beating the Clock (verb):  The exasperating habit of males to make good … Continue reading

Sanctioned Spitting and Other Summer Fun
If It Weren't For Those Pesky Kids! / Wit and Whimsy

Sanctioned Spitting and Other Summer Fun

I suppose I should be thankful. There were seven whole days of summer break when it seemed like my kids were getting along, hanging out with their summer friends, swimming, chasing each other around the back yards with Nerf guns, generally being loud and obnoxious and boy like. Perfect. Until yesterday. Someone didn’t sleep enough, … Continue reading