It’s not you, it’s (Alpha/Delta/Omicron)
Tag: satire
Wine and Cheese (Definitions): Pandemic Edition
Sometimes extraordinary times require extraordinary language…
‘Twas The Week Fore Election
Twas mere weeks ’til election, when all through the landThe people were voting by mail and by hand; The ballots were mounting in state after stateCast after four years of interminable wait; The voters were spilling out into the streetsWith the tongue taste of 2016 still bittersweet; And Kamala in her Chucks, and Liz with…
Nine People You’ll Meet During a Pandemic
Half-Dressed Hilda If a mullet is business in the front, party in the back, Hilda is the work-from-home equivalent. From the neck up it’s pearls, makeup and softly styled hair, but below that beaded necklace? Hilda is a hot, sloppy, gloriously comfortable mess. She hasn’t worn a bra for weeks. She can’t remember the last…